What I Did For Will & Grace.

Here is a story about something that happened in my life recently.

And by recently, I mean last night. 

I'm not proud of it. At all. But it's kind of hilarious.

I'm going to try and tell this story with as many Karen Walker gifs as I can. 

The other night I was watching reruns of Will & Grace, and I get a random message from an ex-boo thang. 

Now to clarify, he and I were never together. We hung out a few times, made out some, messed around some more, but that was it. We were never in love. I never had feelings for him. And to be honest, I didn't enjoy kissing him. I always pretended that it was someone else... Is that bad?...

We lost touch a long time ago, but out of the blue, he texted me and he wanted to hang out. 

Like right now that moment. 

It was ridiculously late, so I didn't want to leave my house. 

He was extremely persistent. He was all like: 

And I was all like: 

I declined his offer to come over that night, but I was continuing texting him...

I was being polite, and I was kind of bored.

I happened to mention that I wished someone would buy me the complete series of Will & Grace on DVD. 

This is where the story gets interesting.

He told me that he owned the first 4 seasons and he would give them to me... 

On one condition. 

I would have to come over and make out with him.

And first, I thought to myself: 

Because:

But then, I have been in a weird funk the last week or two, so I figured...

Hey. Someone thinks I'm hot. I might as well take advantage of that.

So, I agreed to go over to his house the next day. He asked if I was sure, and I said:

The next day (yesterday), I was really dreading going over to his house. 

I don't know why I agreed to go make out with him. 

I considered cancelling on him, but I really wanted those DVDs...

Prior to our "date," I threw on some clothes. I didn't particularly care what I looked like. 

I did my pre-potential bad date tradition, 

(More about that in the next post because it deserves a post all to itself),

and I made my way over to his house.

I got there, and we started watching TV. Eventually, he initiated the make out session. 

I'll spare you the details, but it didn't go very well....

It was just really awkward. 

A part of me feels really bad. I mean, I just kind of used him to get some Will & Grace DVDs...

I told my best friend about this, and at first she was just like: 

However, she said she also loves Will & Grace and would have probably done the same thing. 

But, don't think that something like this will happen again. 

  

Why, you may ask?

I don't enjoy using people. I don't want to lead them on. 

I feel bad that I kind of whored myself out for some free DVDs... 

But at the same time, I'm not giving them back. 

The main lesson I learned was that I need to have more self-respect. 

Making out with people to get free things is not a good way to spend my life. 

So, next time he offers, I will be like:

To conclude this post, I leave you with one of my favorite Karen Walker quotes:

THE END.